Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Fond goodbye to 2008

Reasons why 2009 won't be better than 2008.


    Why 2008 was such a good year:
  • The Dark Knight. Legendary Film.
  • Wall-E. Another instant classic film.
  • Giants over the Patriots in the Super Bowl. The Tyree Catch.
  • Feed the Animals by Girl Talk. GO DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM NOW, name your own price!
  • Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
  • Beijing's coming out party (Summer Olympics, minus fake fireworks, lip syncing, and underage girls)
  • I graduated!!!


    Why 2009 won't be a good year:
  • Sadly, President-elect Obama cannot live up to expectations, although he will be a welcome change for many.
  • We will feel the real effects of the market slowdown (instead of just the hysteria, as we have felt so far)
  • Black people no longer have an excuse.... but they (as an overgeneralized stereotypical group) will continue to blame "The Man." Heck the President of the most powerful country in the world (AKA "The Man") is half black.
  • Censorship will become an issue worldwide. See Australia and the UK.
  • No Formula One race in North America